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"The Married Life" These blasts from the past represent the best columns of 2005. "The Over-Under" -- How toilet paper is a major hurdle to marital bliss (1/20/2005) "Speaking Plainly" -- What's wrong with everyday speech (2/11/2005) "What Goes Up Must Come Down" -- Why men are right in the great toilet seat debate (2/18/2005) "What Would I Do without Her?" -- What would happen if I wasn't married to Jennifer (3/4/2005) "Saved?" -- Kansans vote to ban gay marriage, and I weigh in on what exactly it means to be married (4/8/2005) "A Funny Idea" -- Research shows that laughter is good for you, and nothing is funnier than marriage (4/15/2005) "The Big (Not About) Sex Column" -- Readers wonder why I haven't yet written about sex, and I answer with one simple reason. (5/6/2005) "A Partnership of One" -- Jennifer doesn't help much with the yard work, and I learn that's a good thing. (5/27/2005) "Eleven Years Ago" -- It's Jennifer's and my anniversary, so I reminisce on that magical day 11 years ago, when she was dumb enough to marry me. (6/3/2005) "Finality" -- On the eve of Jennifer and me adopting a child, I worry about forever. (6/11/2005) "Sins of the Fathers Day" -- Fathers Day is coming, and I note that I will not be treated the same as Jennifer. (6/17/2005) "Sharing Means Caring" -- Jennifer likes sharing, and I discuss why that's not always all it's cracked up to be. (6/24/2005) "Resistance is Futile" -- I have been assimilated into the food culture of Jennifer's family. (7/1/2005) "Bedroom Larceny" -- I confess my crimes as the blanket thief. (7/9/2005) "Home Defender Guy vs. Mr. Fix-it" -- I am awakenened in the middle of the night . . . for the wrong reason (7/22/2005) "Occupational Hazards" -- I expose work as an insidious contributor to marital strife. (8/20/2005) "Final Jeopardy" -- Avoiding ugly marital questions (11/19/2005) "It's too Big, You Turkey!" -- Debating the correct size for a proper Thanksgiving turkey (11/24/2005) "Sickening Behavior" -- Wishing illness went better at my house (12/2/2005) "Christmas Miracle" -- Setting up the Christmas tree and the annual strain it puts on marriage (12/9/2005) |
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