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"The Married Life"
Greatest Hits, Volume III
These blasts from the past represent the best columns of 2006.
"Do You No?" -- Wondering why I can't say no to Jennifer (1/20/2006)
"Mystery Man" -- Chronicling my attempts to be a superhero to my wife (1/27/2006)
"Stupid Is as Stupid Does" -- Discussing why men are stupid . . . and why women are no brighter (2/3/2006)
"Cooking Up Trouble" -- I have to cook one night a week. Does this mean trouble? (2/18/2006)
"Maybe, Baby" -- The most powerful word in any marriage is "maybe." (4/21/2006 )
"GFI" -- A power outage in the basement leads to an embarrassing misadventure (5/6/2006)
"Outside the Cool Cats Club" -- Reflecting on the lifestyle changes having a child brings on (5/21/2006)
"The Getaway" -- The problem with the family vacation is you can't get away from the family (6/11/2006)
"Forgetting I Remembered" -- I forgot I remembered our anniversary (6/18/2006)
"Retreating from the Front" -- I struggle to clean the bathroom (7/7/2006)
"Reading the Recipe" -- Jennifer and I differ on what it means to cook together (7/21/2006)
"The Cycle of Revenge" -- I unmask grandparents as sinister creatures (8/11/2006)
"'Why didn't you say no?'" -- Onna crashes a scooter and breaks her arm, and I wonder if I'm a bad dad for allowing her to ride it in the first place. (9/8/2006)
"A Dad by any other Name" -- Onna's friends have taken to addressing me as "Onna's Dad," and I struggle with my new name (10/13/2006)
"Bacon" -- I struggle to deal with Jennifer taking care of Onna and me in the morning (10/27/2006)
"Moment of Weakness" -- Getting sick prevents me from being the big, strong daddy I want to be (12/15/2006) |