The Married Life
 

"The Married Life"
Greatest Hits, Volume IV

These bits of wisdom represent the best columns of 2007.

"Comfortable" -- I realize I have now been with Jennifer for more than half my life. Yikes! (1/6/2007)

"Bad Daddy" -- I place unreasonable demands on my daughter, like shutting the door. (1/19/2007)

"X'ed Out" -- I've finally cracked the code on why men and women struggle to understand each other, and it isn't good news for us men. (1/27/2007)

"The Politics of Lust" -- Jennifer has a burning desire for . . . not me, a phone. (2/9/2007)

"Daddy's Little Girl" -- I wonder why Onna only pukes on me and not her mother. (3/9/2007)

"Stupid Man" -- Because I'm stupid, I just don't get the whole women-and-chocolate thing (4/8/2007)

"Out of Warranty" -- Everything in my house breaks at the same time (5/12/2007)

"Hotline to Humiliation" -- I'm forced to call for help while installing a new garbage disposer (6/3/2007)

 
 
 

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